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Ode on a lesbian
O’ lesbian! Thou art more crooked than an old man’s spine
More manly than the manliest man who ever walked this man-filled Earth
More hairy than a feminist armpit dripping with sweat on a sunny Sunday
with no deodorant on
The Earth trembles with the delicious moans
That trumpet out of your moist parted lips –
Not your vaginal lips,
Look further north.
Prey not on little girls
But on those who provide you with an abundance of food: Sweet! Sour! Salty! Bitter!
Go, go suck on kitty litter,
Kitty kitten cat pussy,
Fuck me hard and call me Lucy!
Lucy’s in the sky with diamonds,
While I’m lost in your intense lesbianess.
Gibble gabble gobble gee
Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee!

by NatashaFooMacginn and Lam