Confessions of a Serial Dater by Michelle Cunnah
I abso-fucking-lutely love this book. It's probably written for the female population but i enjoyed reading it never the less. It's about the Chaos Theory, really. About how everything would settle down even though the possibilty of that happening is like knowing how big the universe really is.
I've had tooth paste in my right eye. Its those hot minty flavoured ones. It makes your eye feel swollen and you want to take it out and dip it in eye solution. My right eye feels refreshed, just like my mouth.