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• After the party, I took her home. It was real romantic. Her head was on my shoulder. Someone else was carrying her feet.
• Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
• I must be oversexed. When I look at a girl across the street, I can't help but think that under her coat, her sweater, her dress, her slip, and panty hose, that girl is stark naked!
• I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
• Shame, she was really upset today. Her bra tried to commit suicide. Claimed it was leading an empty life.
• Buy Woof, the pet food dogs ask for by name
• Do you like blondes, brunettes or redheads? Yes
• Do you remember that backless, frontless, bottomless, topless evening gown I bought? I just found out it's a belt
• Don't get annoyed if your neighbour plays his hi-fi at two o'clock in the morning. Call him at four and tell him how much you enjoyed it
• Fight crime. Shoot back
• Don't take life too seriously because you'll never get out of it alive.
• He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
• Her breath takes her beauty away

Haha. it's damm funny these one liners. Got them off another page http://g-trove.com/fun_index.htm

Tommorow Physics Practical Test! Prelims. thank God!
Pray for me.

Anyway i got a new room mate. Its a fish. And a few other fishes to feed that fish. But i think that fish is sick or something. Its not eating. If it dies, i'll cry. =p